17/500 photos of whoever I like
“Part of me is still caught up with the 18-year-old model, or the 25-year-old struggling actress, or the 30-year-old high-kicking Purdey in The New Avengers.”
Eddie: But darling, that dress was awful! How did you manage to get her to wear it?
Patsy: Oh, I just told her a cock-and-bull story about how I was a slave to my mother in her dying years and how I always strived to make her like me and she never loved me at all, ha!
[reflects for a second]
Eddie: But Pats, sweetie… That is all *true*. Your mother never loved you at all.